No Donna Juanitas

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I have to thank Erin for the link to www.angryseafood.com. It's pretty much pure, strange hilarity. I found this video. And you all must watch it immediately with sound. I'm dying over here. It's from a dating tape (?) from the eighties. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time.

I can't post videos on my blog from You Tube in Korea for some reason ("Real Name Verification Law"? What is that?), so you'll just have to click on the link. And enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE&feature=player_embedded

Some extra saucy comments I just could not resist

(these are direct quotes)...

Hi I'm Maurice. I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.

Hi, my name's Monroe. You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.

I like to talk to people deep into the night.

Hi I'm Mike and if you're sitting there, watching this tape, smoking your cigarette, well, hit the fast forward button, 'cause I don't smoke and I don't like people who do smoke (Mike pictured above).

I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo.

Hi mom.

I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile.

I took a sponge ball and was pulling him out of a little girl's ear.

I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any woman, is all women.

No fatties, no hampsters. No dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics. No Donna Juanitas.

We don't like to write cheques.

Do you like cats?

Life is a playground and I want someone to play with.

I'm interested in most phases of data processing.