More fabulousness

As usual, The Best Life Ever has introduced me to something new, uplifting, and just entirely fabulous. Introducing...

1001 Rules for My Unborn Son:
Let's get some things straight before I get old and uncool.
It's remarkable and very, very funny
(a little pro-America at times, but it can be overlooked).

I recognize that I have an abundance of free time here in Koooorea and you don't, but if you have the chance, checking this out will not disappoint.

Now, I teach a two-hour English Conversation Class
tonight called Talk the Talk.
I haven't the slightest idea
what I'm going to do with them for two hours.
Any ideas?