Number Two

I'm not one to traditionally talk about this subject, as I think a lady should keep some things private. However, this story begs to be told.
Last night when I was tutoring The Little Man Who Changed my Korean Life, he asked me a strange question, punctuated by an even stranger remark.

"Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

"Uh, yeah. You don't have to ask to use the restroom. Just go."

"I'm ask [I would have corrected this grammatical error, but it was just too awkward] because it's this (motions to his rear end), not this (clearly points to his private parts)."

"Um, yes. You can still go. Please don't ever do that again."

Keep in mind that the kid likes to hang around in his boxer shorts. Sure, he's only 11 or so, but it's still very, very strange at times.

Oh Korea...maybe you're a little too free with your bodies.